More Wisdom From Pownce

Ted / 18.Jan.2008

You know, Ted, it's not nice to say mean things. This is San Francisco, everyone is supposed to be friendly to eachother. Yeah, I know, the world can be a scary place sometimes, but sooner or later, you gotta face facts.

Anywho, Pownce's lead developer has imparted another gem of computing wisdom on us. Hm, what could it be? Empirical evidence that incoming messages can be modeled with a Poisson process, and how this affects capacity planning with a multiserver queue? Maybe not, that could be too academic. Oh, I know. It's got to be some clever database sharding strategy re-implemented in Python because Java is big and scary. Nope, not that. Django methods to avoid because they're inefficient, something determined by judicious use of hotshot? It's not that either. It's how to generate random strings.

It comes as no surprise that this problem has been solved already, better than she or I ever could (It's called APG).

Kevin Rose's Real Name Is Robert

I'm treading of difficult ground here, but there is a point I need to make. I am all for having more women in technology. There's far too much of a disparity between the sexes in this field. To that end, I have met women who are far better engineers than I will ever be. I think that more companies should follow Google's lead and offer scholarships to young women pursuing educations in computing and technology.

But people like Ms. Pownce aren't doing the movement any favors. Wearing your ineptitude around your neck and parading around under the guise of "hot geek" only lowers the opinion of females in the eyes of male engineers who can recognize that you don't know what you're doing.

But hey, this is the internet. Don't take anything you read seriously.

I'm Going To The Crunchies Tonight On Valleywag's Dime

I bet I can even liberate a few cocktails out of Owen Thomas's man-crush on me.

Anywho, even with the recent press, Pownce's numbers are still falling. Their Alexa rating now is lower than when Arrington and I suggested that they were on their way to the deadpool. Fail.

35 Comments

i am sooo in before persai that i killed the meme.
IN BEFORE MYSOGYNISTIC COMMENT ABOUT CULVER, BITCHES.
LOL. They converted your Alexa graph to a jpeg. In b4 ball-ache.
how exactly is it mysogynistic (sic)?
lulz on filename lol-she-waited-in-line-for-one.jpg
Still trying the old "girls like assholes" schtick? ;-)
In after spelling mistake.
Ted, you are so obviously bitter that this chick will not give you the love for the special parts. But I do enjoy watching the weak get kicked in the head repeatedly with jack boots when they are down, whilst thinking they were on their way back up, so rock on brother.
His name is Robert Rose. His name is Robert Rose. His name is Robert Rose.
I heard Ted had a short affair (yes, Ted is married) with Leah before she broke it up.
In after pedants.
pownce is crushing persai. http://tinyurl.com/3bck4y
Great blog in general, but cut Leah a break. She did say: "I didn’t search too hard because I really wanted to (sic) an excuse to write code that uses lambda."
Dude, you just said "Arrington and I." On top of that, you are apparently e-blowing Owen Thomas as well. Selling Out is Cool.
if you want to play with lambda forms, why bother with python's impoverished version? why not cut straight to the lisp (or scheme, or haskell, etc.)?
Leah's gender is not relevant to the fact that Pownce is a stinking pile of fail.
Leah Culver is the Cedric the Entertainer of Web 2.0, makin' with the jokes about Rosa Parks.
yeah seriously arrington and I and owen wilson and I. Ted has jumped the shark ;) work it brother!
From mischievous to misogyny in 5 seconds.
Ted, help us out, please tell us what we're supposed to be most impressed by: 1) Your disingenuous "gender doesn't matter" editorial 2) Your suave reference to first-semester probability concepts 3) Your name-dropping a ... python profiler I want to give you a "you go girl" high five but I can't figure out what you're most proud of!
@i can haz math class, how about that your weak ass is in the comments swinging from his balls trying to get attention?
@rick, i think it may be you who has the nuts hitting your chin in a poisson manner.
In after poissai
hahahahahahahha i can haz math class doesn't "get" linebreaks

FAIL
LOL HERES TEDS WIFE! http://valleywag.com/photogallery/valleywagnatali/1000528411
Quick, let's launch personal attacks against Julia because we're not creative enough to write about anything else.
OK, just let me rub one out first
Java is for losers. I'd be surprised if you get Persai launched before 2010.
fap fap fap fap
jesus, I didn't even realize that pownce was an actual company.
In after simulated masturbation.
@üüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüü: this is real pumasturbation
ted, this post of yours is 1000 times more useless than leah's... get a life dude
Yeah, leave Julia out of it. What is with the "lol heres teds wife" comment anyway? She is cute.
Ted. honestly? Bashing the pussy for her awarness of human-readable password strings is bad. The fact that a blogger is not a journalist who might meet at least some standards of journalism shouldn't upset you this much. But then again, point the finger and laugh makes my day too. <3

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