What does it take to get banned from Kyte.tv, Scoble's defunct YouTube me-too video platform? Evidently, all you've got to do is speak the truth.

I was watching Scoble's braindead tirade about the "blog of the future" or some shit, and said "scoble needs to shut his whore mouth" in the Kyte.tv chat. Scoble replied with an audio message, "It looks like the losers from Digg showed up, you guys should just leave", and I got banned from Kyte.

Scoble was doing his best to whiteboard-engineer a new blogging system by drawing shit with dry-erase marker. You know, in the future, you will be able to make computer programs just by drawing on a whiteboard and speaking really vaguely about social paradigms and widgets. Scoble hasn't yet learned that he needs to shush while the engineers are talking. Get your ass back in the kitchen and make me a fucking pie.

Anyhow, in case you're curious, this is what it looks like when you get banned from Kyte:

How will I ever get through this?