Google Buys Jaiku OMG

Ted / 09.Oct.2007

Google bought Jaiku. News flash: nobody fucking cares except Scoble & Arrington.

Call your Mom. Your sisters, your brothers, your cousins. They'll ask you why you're wasting money on a long distance call to tell them this.

Chances are, Jaiku will end up forgotten, just like Dodgeball. Good, it's the first step to wiping this shit off my internet.

Cheers to the Jaiku people, though. Someone's got to make a buck off this crap.

12 Comments

WTF is next in this acquisition frenzy? I Can Has Cheezburger? LOLWUT that!
Good stuff.. Google should buy uncov next.
Oh Ted, still bitter that Google didn't offer you a job after that internship? Good luck with Persai's big IPO. LOL, YOU RULZ!
Dude, thats so Facebook baby.
I'm sure Leo Laporte cares. I mean his twittercism is the only reason most people know what the hell Jaiku is. I'm going with Anil on this one http://twitter.com/anildash/statuses/323186052
Don't you know, Google will buy the internet next. Ooh wait, they already own that. Damn. E.
If a tree falls... I mean, if Jaiku is bought out by Google, but there is no one around to give a shit, does it make a sound?
wait, so it's like twitter with icons?
Well... there goes Twitter's exit strategy. Looks like they're going to have to figure out how to make money now.
How does Google make money besides AdWords? I dont know of any product from google which I can rely on a 100%. All they have is BETA for everything!! How does Jaiku help Google's bottom line?
Twitter was first to the market, therefore having the most reliably larger base of users. Twitter has nothing to worry about.
The dark secret is Google is buying up the crap that SOUNDS good at first glance to keep it from distracting from genuinely good things, of which Google makes few.

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